I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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