I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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