If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize