I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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