Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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