I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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