How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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