Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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