Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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