is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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