He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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