I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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