S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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