puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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