what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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