I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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