Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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