the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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