is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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