You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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