Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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