ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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