Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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