Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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