I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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