You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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