Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Randomize
