yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
