Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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