New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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