this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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