How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Randomize
