Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
3pm strippers are depressing
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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