too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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