I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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