can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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