You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Non-Jews are for practice
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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