Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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