i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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