He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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