we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
