Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
