i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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