found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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