Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
