I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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