I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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