Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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