I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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