Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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