he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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