You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
