3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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