Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
3 2 1 whiskey
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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