Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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