I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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