i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Fuck appropriateness.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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