Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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